What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

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“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

-mwahh

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

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I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]